we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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