Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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