lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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