it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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