Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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