Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Your cock deserves a montage
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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