Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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