Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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