who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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