I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I am one with the molecules
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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