So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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