But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
