so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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