Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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