woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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