well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
My pussy is not your playground.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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