Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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