Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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