so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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