But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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