I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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