party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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