did you get engaged???
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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