i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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