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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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