You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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