If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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