Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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