so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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