i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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