I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
My first STD was from a foam party
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
My ass is underappreciated
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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