Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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