so explain again why im purple
no
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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