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(504): View more from Louisiana

loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs

(314): View more from Missouri

you don't even go to loyola anymore

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(408): View more from California

Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.

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(805): View more from California

Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done

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