Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy

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(937): View more from Ohio

He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.

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(303): View more from Colorado

and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,

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(443): View more from Maryland

I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Can you bring me the toilet please

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(402): View more from Nebraska

One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always

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