Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Your dad touched me again.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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