I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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