I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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