i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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