Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
He passed out mid-signature
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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