It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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