I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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