just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Fuck appropriateness.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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