omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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