I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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