i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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