i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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