what if I'm pregnant?
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next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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