The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
What a dumb baby whore.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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