i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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