O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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