i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
