I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize