This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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