just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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