I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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